Sorry about the snack selection. We did some reorg this year, some MNA as they call it, and we folded a bunch of lines together. We used to carry 5” chips; I am afraid it’s all metric now. I hope you like kimchi flavor. Sure, you can have as much as you like but careful if you are planning to fly. They're a bit fiery!
I think I have black bean flavor out back. My finance guy tells me they’ll be more expensive next year. On the other hand, the price of crisps has dropped over the summer. Yeah, they are a little bland, that’s for sure.
Of course, I do realize chips are getting smaller. What do you want me to do? You can now have an entire bag in your hip pocket. You can still eat them with your hands though. They're digital.
What’s that? I just sell them you know. I keep hearing about low power (no salt I guess), Ay-O-tea (garlic and tea?) and even sick chips (who thought of that one?). One of my regulars swears there are chips inside cars now. Everyone knows you shouldn’t eat while driving. What are they gonna think of next? Chips that keep you fit?
If I heard of 5G? That’s what I have in my retirement account. How did you guess? Speaking of money, I'll let you in on a little secret: pay only the minimum on your credit cards and your debt will double in 18 months. I swear it's true! I call it more’s law.
Hey cheers, this one’s on the house!
On behalf of Sparetech and its business partners, thanks for a wonderful year. It’s a privilege and an honor to work with you and your company. We look forward to serving you again in 2017.